[Rhodes22-list] another political joke

[brad haslett]

Outstanding!

Brad
--- Alex Bell <alexbell@coastalnet.com> wrote:
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> CLINTON OFFENSIVE
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> PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? 
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> >Titanic or The Clinton Video 
> >TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on eBay 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on eBay 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their
> forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe. 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their
> forbidden love, and
> subsequent catastrophe. 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good
> cigar 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets
> ruined 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of
> her life 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of
> seamen 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind 
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> >TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death 
> >CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ...
> basically the same thing
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