[Rhodes22-list] another political joke

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Hey Bill.

I think that one was tasteless compared to some quotes I was given that are
gentle and really very, very funny:

LA on 9/27/00

"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above
that which is expected."

LaCross 10/18/00

"It's your money. You paid for it."       (now I get it.)

Iowa 1/15/00

Left or right, if you do not at least smile at this one you are going to damage
your sense of humor:.

"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on
what is best for America.  Honest men and women, women who will see service to
our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house."

Of course he said these two years ago - they are getting better now.

the point is, boys and girls of all persuasions, humor can be funny (see, I am
beginning to talk like a president) but it should not be used to divert
attention from what our leaders are doing for us and to us, at home and around
the world.

stan/gbi

Bill Effros wrote:

> This joke might be offensive to our Bush admirers, SO FEEL FREE TO
> HIT THE DELETE KEY IF YOU FIND JOKES ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH OFFENSIVE
>
> Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
>
> The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a
> pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."
>
> The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All
> his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached
> them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics."
>
> The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on
> cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight
> train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the
> horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. In 2000 he became president of the United
> States.
>
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