[Rhodes22-list] another political joke

[Bill Effros]

This joke might be offensive to our Bush admirers, SO FEEL FREE TO
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Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.

The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a
pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."

The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All
his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached
them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics."

The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on
cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight
train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the
horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. In 2000 he became president of the United
States.