[Rhodes22-list] did somone say jokes 2

[Michael Meltzer]

well after hearing that :-), BTW Like like the 1200 check for 3 kids this year :-)
MJM


Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a
private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs
in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass
and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

 - from Jimi Pocius

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The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse,
the best strategy is to dismount."

However, in government (corporate) more advanced strategies are often
employed, such as:

 1. Buying a stronger whip.
 2. Changing riders.
 3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
 4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride
horses.
 5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
 6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
 7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
 8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
 9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's
performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the
dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less
costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more
to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And of course my favorite...........

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position

 - from Jay Pocius

--
Can you tell serials killers from geeks?

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

 - from Nancy Monroe

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> The trouble with the working class in this country is that they don't realize 
> that financially they have more income with the homeless than they do with 
> ultra powerful power brokers who run the show from wall St. to the Whitehouse.  
> As there country is being bankrupted they will vote for the jackals again.  
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