[Rhodes22-list] did somone say jokes 2

[Steve]

Michael, Michael, Michael, you can give a man a fish -
& feed him for a day or teach him to fish - & feed him
for life.  

Oh, I guess you can also, convert him to be a democrat
and have him stand in line for his welfare check.  Is
this the Democrat way of fishing or just taking fish
handouts:-)
Steve


--- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> well after hearing that :-), BTW Like like the 1200
> check for 3 kids this year :-)
> MJM
> 
> 
> Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and
> discussing surgeries
> they had performed.
> 
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
> concert pianist lost 7
> fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8
> months later he performed a
> private concert for the Queen of England."
> 
> One of the others said "That's nothing. A young man
> lost both arms and legs
> in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later
> he won a gold medal in
> field events in the Olympics."
> 
> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
> Several years ago a cowboy
> who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse
> head-on into a train
> traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
> with was the horse's ass
> and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United
> States."
> 
>  - from Jimi Pocius
> 
> --
> The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on
> from generation to
> generation, says that, "When you discover that you
> are riding a dead horse,
> the best strategy is to dismount."
> 
> However, in government (corporate) more advanced
> strategies are often
> employed, such as:
> 
>  1. Buying a stronger whip.
>  2. Changing riders.
>  3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
>  4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how
> other cultures ride
> horses.
>  5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can
> be included.
>  6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
>  7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead
> horse.
>  8. Harnessing several dead horses together to
> increase speed.
>  9. Providing additional funding and/or training to
> increase dead horse's
> performance.
> 10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter
> riders would improve the
> dead horse's performance.
> 11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have
> to be fed, it is less
> costly, carries lower overhead and therefore
> contributes substantially more
> to the bottom line of the economy than do some other
> horses.
> 12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements
> for all horses.
> 
> And of course my favorite...........
> 
> 13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory
> position
> 
>  - from Jay Pocius
> 
> --
> Can you tell serials killers from geeks?
> 
> http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
> 
>  - from Nancy Monroe
> 
> --
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: <FNuttersNY at aol.com>
> To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2003 11:13 AM
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] did somone say jokes 2
> 
> 
> > The trouble with the working class in this country
> is that they don't realize 
> > that financially they have more income with the
> homeless than they do with 
> > ultra powerful power brokers who run the show from
> wall St. to the Whitehouse.  
> > As there country is being bankrupted they will
> vote for the jackals again.  
> > __________________________________________________
> > Use Rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org, Help?
> www.rhodes22.org/list
> > 
> > 
> __________________________________________________
> Use Rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org, Help?
www.rhodes22.org/list


__________________________________
Do you Yahoo!?
Free Pop-Up Blocker - Get it now
http://companion.yahoo.com/