[Rhodes22-list] Joke

[brad haslett]

Rik,

That reminds me of an old pilot joke but you're
welcome to insert any occupation.


A pilot is dating three different women and decides
he'd like to try marraige again.  He gives each
$10,000.  A month later he asks each one what they did
with the money.

Girlfriend #1 says "I never had that much money
before.  I bought some jewelry, took my friends out to
dinner, and made a down payment on a new Camero".

Girlfriend #2 responds "That kind of money makes me
nervous so I put it in a money market account.  I
still have it if you need it back".

The third one replies "I started out speculating with
pork bellies, then soybeans, then S&P futures, but
decided after half a million to invest in blue chips
that paid dividends.  Here's your $10,000 back and I
bought you new set of golf clubs as a small token of
my appreciation".

So which one did he marry?

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 THE ONE WITH THE BIG BREASTS!

Brad

--- Rik Sandberg <sanderico at earthlink.net> wrote:

> Brad,
> 
> LOL
> 
> Rik
> 
> brad haslett wrote:
> 
> >Steve,
> >
> >Errand boy?  Maybe on my days off for Mrs. Shen.  I
> >have people on the airplane that run the errands. 
> The
> >proper phrase is "glorified truck driver" which is
> a
> >real slander to that profession since most truck
> >drivers have enough self-esteem not to hang with
> >pilots.  Forgive me Rik.
> >
> >Brad
> >
> >--- Steve Alm <salm at mn.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> >  
> >
> >>Brad,
> >>
> >>Nobody wants to hear what musicians say about
> >>politics?  Hello?  Bob Dylan,
> >>Bob Marley, Bruce Springsteen, Woody Guthrie, the
> >>frickin' Smothers
> >>Brothers?  8-)  LOL
> >>
> >>Listen here
> >>
> >>    
> >>
>
>Mr-high-and-mighty-nothing-but-a-glorified-errand-boy,
> >  
> >
> >>  8-)
> >>(I kill me)  come Nov. 2nd, my vote'll count just
> as
> >>much as yours or Alice
> >>Cooper's!
> >>
> >>Slim
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>On 9/27/04 10:15 PM, "brad haslett"
> >><flybrad at yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>    
> >>
> >>>Steve,
> >>>
> >>>This will be quick, I've got to burn some
> midnight
> >>>oil. Literally.
> >>>
> >>>What religion is ahead on the body count
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>throughout
> >>    
> >>
> >>>history is immaterial.  Clinton sent the military
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>to
> >>    
> >>
> >>>the Balkans to protect Muslims from Christians.
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>Janet
> >>    
> >>
> >>>Reno launched her troops against Christians in
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>Waco.
> >>    
> >>
> >>>If you act outside the law you get smacked. 
> Right
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>now
> >>    
> >>
> >>>ALL the terrorists have been radical Muslims.
> >>>
> >>>My point about the Royal Saudis being party
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>animals
> >>    
> >>
> >>>was to show how they profess piety to the minions
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>but
> >>    
> >>
> >>>love sex, drugs, and rock and roll themselves. 
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>Which
> >>    
> >>
> >>>by the way, did you see Alice Cooper's comments
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>last
> >>    
> >>
> >>>week?  Cooper said "musicians party all night, do
> >>>drugs, chase women, why does anyone care what
> they
> >>>have to say about politics".
> >>>
> >>>We'll talk about the French later, I gotta go
> fly.
> >>>
> >>>Brad Haslett
> >>>"CorsShen" 
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>--- Steve Alm <salm at mn.rr.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>      
> >>>
> >>>>Hi Brad, comments below:
> >>>>
> >>>>On 9/27/04 5:37 PM, "brad haslett"
> >>>><flybrad at yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>but when your religion
> >>>>        
> >>>>
> >>>>>tells you to kill all who don't believe as you,
> >>>>>there's a problem.
> >>>>>          
> >>>>>
> >>>>Throughout Western history, no group has done
> >>>>        
> >>>>
> >>this
> >>    
> >>
> >>>>more than the Christians.
> >>>>
> >>>> 
> >>>>(I used to train with the Saudi Air
> >>>>        
> >>>>
> >>>>>pilots, Americans, and have heard all their
> >>>>>          
> >>>>>
> >>>>stories
> >>>>        
> >>>>
> >>>>>about the flights to LAX to re-whore the harem.
> >>>>>          
> >>>>>
> >>>>I know more than a few American rock and rollers
> >>>>        
> >>>>
> >>who
> >>    
> >>
> >>>>do the same thing.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>The Shah of Iran, despite his
> >>>>        
> >>>>
> >>>>>faults, oversaw rapidly improving conditions
> for
> >>>>>          
> >>>>>
> >>>>his
> >>>>        
> >>>>
> >>>>>population. 
> >>>>>          
> >>>>>
> >>>>Brad, "..despite his faults..." is just not
> >>>>        
> >>>>
> >>enough
> >>    
> >>
> >>>>syllables.  It glosses
> >>>>over the atrocities committed, even sanctioned
> by
> >>>>the US.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> 
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