[Rhodes22-list] Joke: Dear Abby

[Bill Effros]

Dear Abby, 


I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has  recently been diagnosed 
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort  Worth and one of my 
sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a  transvestite.  

My father and mother have recently been arrested for 
growing and selling  marijuana. They are financially dependent on my 
other two sisters, who  are prostitutes in Dallas.  


I have two brothers, one  is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the 
murder of a teenage boy  in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail 
awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. 

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview,  
She is a part time "working girl." All  things considered, my  problem is this: I love my fiancé  
and look forward to bringing her into  the family.  I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. 

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports George Bush for President? 


Signed, 
Worried About My Reputation 

                                     

"Are You Safer Today Than You Were 4 Years Ago?"

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