[Rhodes22-list] Joke: Dear Abby

[Jim White]

Gosh, we sure have descended into a pretty low place. I don't know if the 
Texas references here are intentional, attempting to define the population 
in a less-than average American manner, find no humor in this and simply 
see it as a further attempt to divide a deeply divided nation. Was it you 
who quoted Eldridge Cleaver (was he related to Theodore and Wally?): "if 
you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem".....

jw
Jim White
Le Menagerie

"You all can go to hell....I'm going to Texas" - Davy Crockett

At 11:10 AM 10/29/2004 -0400, you wrote:
>Dear Abby,
>
>
>I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has  recently been diagnosed
>as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort  Worth and one of my
>sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a  transvestite.
>
>My father and mother have recently been arrested for
>growing and selling  marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
>other two sisters, who  are prostitutes in Dallas.
>
>
>I have two brothers, one  is currently serving a non-parole life sentence 
>at Huntsville for the
>murder of a teenage boy  in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
>awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
>
>I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in 
>Longview,
>She is a part time "working girl." All  things considered, my  problem is 
>this: I love my fiancé
>and look forward to bringing her into  the family.  I certainly want to be 
>totally open and honest with her.
>
>Should I tell her about my cousin who supports George Bush for President?
>
>
>Signed,
>Worried About My Reputation
>
>
>
>"Are You Safer Today Than You Were 4 Years Ago?"
>
>www.QuoteWithoutComment.com
>
>
>
>__________________________________________________
>Use Rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org, Help? www.rhodes22.org/list