[Rhodes22-list] Humor - Life In 2005

[Jim White]

Good Lord Slimmy.....I've become.....stereotypical!
jw
Jim White
Le Menagerie


At 05:00 PM 2/21/2005, you wrote:
>LIVING IN 2005
>
>You know you're living in 2005 when...
>
>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
>
>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards lately.
>
>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
>
>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
>
>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
>don't have e-mail addresses.
>
>6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
>business manner.
>
>7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
>outside line.
>
>8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different
>companies
>
>10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
>
>11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
>
>12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone is home.
>
>13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
>screen.
>
>14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is
>      now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
>
>15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
>
>16 You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
>
>17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
>
>18 . You know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
>
>19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
>
>20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
>list.
>
>AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.
>Go on, forward this to your friends ..you know you want to
>
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