[Rhodes22-list] Danger: Joke

[Peter Thorn]

Good one, Brad.

Quid Pro Quo~

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Official Announcement:

The U.S. government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
eagle to a condom because the latter more accurately reflects the current
government's role.  A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're getting screwed.

PT


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "brad haslett" <flybrad at yahoo.com>
To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 7:46 AM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Gone Sailing!


>
> The weather is beautiful here today and I'm headed to
> the lake for two days of sailing and boat-work with my
> best friend and older brother.  Unfortunately I have
> to be back on Sunday to move furniture for new bamboo
> flooring that's going in Monday.  Anyway, here's
> departure joke.  Brad
>
> ......................................................
>
>
>
> A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband
> was at work.
>
> One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her
> boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's
> car pull into the driveway.
>
> "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out
> the window. My husband's home early!"
>
> "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out
> there!"
>
> "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
> both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun,
> so the rain is the least of your  problems!"
>
> So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his
> clothes and jumps out the window!
>
> As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he
> quickly discovered he had run right into the
> middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started
> running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
>
> Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,
> he tried to blend in as best he could. After a
> little while a small group of runners who had   been
> watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
>
> "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
>
> "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so
> wonderfully free!"
>
> Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run
> carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
>
> "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That
> way I can get dressed right at the end of the
> run and get in my car to go home!"
>
> Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and
> queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
>
> "Nope.........just when it's raining."
>
>
>
>
>
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