[Rhodes22-list] Gone Sailing!

[Stephen Staum]

Great joke Brad.  SS
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "brad haslett" <flybrad at yahoo.com>
To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 7:46 AM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Gone Sailing!


> 
> The weather is beautiful here today and I'm headed to
> the lake for two days of sailing and boat-work with my
> best friend and older brother.  Unfortunately I have
> to be back on Sunday to move furniture for new bamboo
> flooring that's going in Monday.  Anyway, here's
> departure joke.  Brad
> 
> ......................................................
> 
> 
> 
> A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband
> was at work.
> 
> One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her
> boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's
> car pull into the driveway.
> 
> "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out
> the window. My husband's home early!"
> 
> "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out
> there!"
> 
> "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
> both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun,
> so the rain is the least of your  problems!"
> 
> So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his
> clothes and jumps out the window!
> 
> As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he
> quickly discovered he had run right into the
> middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started
> running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
> 
> Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,
> he tried to blend in as best he could. After a   
> little while a small group of runners who had   been 
> watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
> 
> "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
> 
> "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so
> wonderfully free!"
> 
> Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run
> carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
> 
> "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That
> way I can get dressed right at the end of the
> run and get in my car to go home!"
> 
> Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and
> queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
> 
> "Nope.........just when it's raining."
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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