[Rhodes22-list] Political Humor: My New Car (Today's Humor)

[Hank]

A friend of mine sent this to me and I thought y'all might like it.

Hank

I bought a new car today complaining that I couldn't figure out how the
radio worked.


 The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.  "Watch this!",
he said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"  "Willie!", He
continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray
Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My
Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

 I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven,"
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, a couple ran a red
light and nearly creamed my new car,
but I swerved in time to avoid them.



I yelled, "Ass Holes!"


Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The
Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton
on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.



Damn, I LOVE this car!