[Rhodes22-list] The telemarketer. (Humor)

[Hank]

Too bad you didn't have a video recorder going.  You could have sold the
video and made a fortune!

That was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.  Good job, Rummy

On 6/13/06, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:
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> The  phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I
> answered it, I was greeted  with, "Is this Karl Brummer?" Not sounding
> anything like my name, I asked,  "Who is calling?"  The telemarketer
> said  he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or something
> like  that. Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why was he
> calling this number. I then  said, (off to the side), "Get some pictures
> of  the body at various angles and samples from those blood smears." I
> then  turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had
> entered a murder scene and must  stay on the line because we had already
> traced this call, and he would  be receiving a summons to testify. I
> questioned the caller at great  length as to his name, address, phone
> number at home, at work, who he  worked for, how he knew the dead guy
> and  could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made  this
> call. The telemarketer was  getting very concerned and his answers were
> given i n a shaky voice. I then  told him we had located his position
> and  two uniformed police officers were entering the building to escort
> him  in for questioning. At that point I heard the phone fall and
> scurrying sounds as he ran  away.  My wife asked me as I returned to our
> table why I had tears streaming  down my face and so help me, I couldn't
> tell  her for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but it was the
> best  meal in a long, long  time.
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