[Rhodes22-list] JOKE - Rated R for language

[brad haslett]

 Last one today, gotta get busy with paperwork.  Brad
 NOTE - hit delete now if you are offended by foul
language.

"The problem with people with no vices is that you can
be certain they have some pretty annoying virtues." 
unknown



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 A new student named Pedro Martinez recently entered
 the fourth grade of a Seneca elementary school. The
 teacher said, "Today we'll review famous quotes
 from American history.
 
 "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She
 saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had
 his hand up.
 
 "Patrick Henry, 1775."
 
 "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said,
 'Government of the people, by the people, for the
 people, shall not perish from the earth?'"
 
 Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham
 Lincoln, 1863."
 
 The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
 be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows
 more about its history than you do!"
 
 She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who
 said that?" she demanded.
 
 Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
 
 At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
 puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now,
 who said that?"
 
 Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese
 Prime Minister, 1991."
 
 Furiously, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck
 this!"
 
 Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
 shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica
 Lewinsky, 1997!"
 
 Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You
 little shit. If you say anything else, I'll  kill
you!"
 
 Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
 "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
 
 The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around
 her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in  
BIG trouble now!"  Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein,
2003." 

 Finally someone threw a eraser at Pedro, and someone
shouted "Duck"!
 
Pedro reacted with "Dick Cheney 2006!"





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