[Rhodes22-list] JOKE - Rated R for language

[Saroj Gilbert]

Now that was funny!!

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "brad haslett" <flybrad at yahoo.com>
To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 10:52 AM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] JOKE - Rated R for language


> Last one today, gotta get busy with paperwork.  Brad
> NOTE - hit delete now if you are offended by foul
> language.
> 
> "The problem with people with no vices is that you can
> be certain they have some pretty annoying virtues." 
> unknown
> 
> 
> 
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> 
> A new student named Pedro Martinez recently entered
> the fourth grade of a Seneca elementary school. The
> teacher said, "Today we'll review famous quotes
> from American history.
> 
> "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She
> saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had
> his hand up.
> 
> "Patrick Henry, 1775."
> 
> "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said,
> 'Government of the people, by the people, for the
> people, shall not perish from the earth?'"
> 
> Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham
> Lincoln, 1863."
> 
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
> be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows
> more about its history than you do!"
> 
> She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who
> said that?" she demanded.
> 
> Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
> 
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
> puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now,
> who said that?"
> 
> Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese
> Prime Minister, 1991."
> 
> Furiously, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck
> this!"
> 
> Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
> shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica
> Lewinsky, 1997!"
> 
> Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You
> little shit. If you say anything else, I'll  kill
> you!"
> 
> Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
> "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
> 
> The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around
> her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in  
> BIG trouble now!"  Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein,
> 2003." 
> 
> Finally someone threw a eraser at Pedro, and someone
> shouted "Duck"!
> 
> Pedro reacted with "Dick Cheney 2006!"
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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