[Rhodes22-list] Humor - Friendship

[brad haslett]

This just in from a "friend".  The timing couldn't be
better.  I've been in a foul mood all morning over
nit-noy auto problems, a truck overheating on the
Gulf, my wife complaining because I haven't fixed her
intermittant door locks (hey, it has only been six
months, what's the hurry?), and now the outside door
handle on my car broke this morning.  This was good
for a laugh.  

Brad

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Are you tired of all those sissy  "friendship" poems
that always sound good, but never actually come close 
to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that
really speaks to true  friendship: 

1. When you are sad - I will help  you get drunk and
plot revenge against  the sorry bastard who made  you
sad. 

2. When you are blue - I will try  to dislodge
whatever is choking you. 

3. When you smile - I will know you  finally got laid.


4. When you are scared - I will  rag on you about it
every chance I get. 

5. When you are worried - I will  tell you horrible
stories about how much  worse it could be and to quit 
whining. 

6. When you are confused - I  will use little words. 

7. When you are sick - Stay the  hell away from me
until you are well again.    I don't want whatever you
have. 

8. When you fall - I will  point and laugh at your
clumsy ass. 

This is my oath...I pledge it till  the end. "Why?"
you may ask?  Because you  are my friend. 

Send this  to 10 of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only  think of 4. 

Remember:    A good friend will help you  move, but a
really good friend will help you   move a body. 

Let me know if I ever need to  bring a shovel.... 

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