[Rhodes22-list] Joke - All Prudes Please Skip

Hank hnw555 at gmail.com
Sat May 20 00:11:19 EDT 2006


Great Joke!  Glad to have you back, Brad.  Your sense of humor was sorely
missed.

Hank


On 5/19/06, brad haslett <flybrad at yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> Sister Margaret had been a Nun all her life. Then she
> was called to her reward. As she approached the Pearly
> Gates, St. Peter said, "Hold on, Sister Margaret; not
> so fast!"
>
>
>
> "But I have been good all my life and dedicated to the
> work of the Lord from the time I was taken in as an
> infant by the sisters at the Convent to my dying
> breath. I have lived for this moment!" Sister Margaret
> exclaimed in disbelief.
>
>
>
> "That is just the problem," replied St. Peter. "You
> never learned right from wrong and, to get into
> Heaven, you must know the difference between right and
> wrong.
>
>
>
> "Well, what can I do? I will do anything to get into
> Heaven!" Sister Margaret pleaded.
>
>
>
> "I am going to have to send you back down to Earth.
> When you get there I want you to smoke a cigarette and
> call me when you are finished. We will discuss your
> situation then," ordered St. Peter .
>
>
>
> Sister Margaret returned to Earth, smoked a Camel, and
> then immediately called St. Peter, coughing and
> hacking. "Saint Peter" she gasped, "I can hardley
> breathe, my mouth tastes terrible, my breath stinks, I
> feel dizzy, and I think I am going to throw up."
>
>
>
> "Good!" replied the old Saint. "Now you are finally
> getting a feel for right and wrong. Now go out tonight
> and drink some hard liquor and call me when you are
> ready."
>
>
>
> Sister Margaret phoned St. Peter immediately after
> having several belts of Jack Daniel's. "Saint Peter...
> I feel woozy. That vile liquor burned my throat and
> nauseated me. It is all I can do to keep it down."
>
>
>
> "Good, good! Now you are starting to see the
> difference between right and wrong," said St. Peter
> with delight. "Tomorrow I want you to seek out a man
> and know him in the Biblical sense. You know, Have sex
> with him, afterward, call me."
>
>
>
> Two weeks passed before Sister Margaret called St.
> Peter and left a  message:
>
>
>
> "Yo, Pete, It's Peggy... I've got a lot to learn...
> It's gonna be a while!"
>
>
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