[Rhodes22-list] Joke - All Prudes Please Skip

[brad haslett]

Sister Margaret had been a Nun all her life. Then she
was called to her reward. As she approached the Pearly
Gates, St. Peter said, "Hold on, Sister Margaret; not
so fast!"



"But I have been good all my life and dedicated to the
work of the Lord from the time I was taken in as an
infant by the sisters at the Convent to my dying
breath. I have lived for this moment!" Sister Margaret
exclaimed in disbelief.



"That is just the problem," replied St. Peter. "You
never learned right from wrong and, to get into
Heaven, you must know the difference between right and
wrong.



"Well, what can I do? I will do anything to get into
Heaven!" Sister Margaret pleaded.



"I am going to have to send you back down to Earth.
When you get there I want you to smoke a cigarette and
call me when you are finished. We will discuss your
situation then," ordered St. Peter .



Sister Margaret returned to Earth, smoked a Camel, and
then immediately called St. Peter, coughing and
hacking. "Saint Peter" she gasped, "I can hardley
breathe, my mouth tastes terrible, my breath stinks, I
feel dizzy, and I think I am going to throw up."



"Good!" replied the old Saint. "Now you are finally
getting a feel for right and wrong. Now go out tonight
and drink some hard liquor and call me when you are
ready."



Sister Margaret phoned St. Peter immediately after
having several belts of Jack Daniel's. "Saint Peter...
I feel woozy. That vile liquor burned my throat and
nauseated me. It is all I can do to keep it down."



"Good, good! Now you are starting to see the
difference between right and wrong," said St. Peter
with delight. "Tomorrow I want you to seek out a man
and know him in the Biblical sense. You know, Have sex
with him, afterward, call me."



Two weeks passed before Sister Margaret called St.
Peter and left a  message:



"Yo, Pete, It's Peggy... I've got a lot to learn...
It's gonna be a while!"


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