[Rhodes22-list] Colonoscopies

[3drecon at comcast.net]

Sorry, I forgot.  The uninitiated might think it's a sailing term.

Philip 

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From: Joseph Hadzima <josef508 at yahoo.com> 

> oh no! someone forgot to prepend the word "JOKE:" to the 
> subject line :-) 
> 
> These are good ... hope to see more! 
> 
> 
> --- 3drecon at comcast.net wrote: 
> 
> > Anyone Over 50? 
> > 
> > Colonoscopies 
> > 
> > Colonoscopies are no joke, but a physician claimed that 
> > the following are 
> > actual comments made by his male patients while he was 
> > performing their 
> > exams: 
> > 
> > 1. Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man 
> > has gone before! 
> > 
> > 2. Find Amelia Earhart yet? 
> > 
> > 3. Can you hear me NOW? 
> > 
> > 4. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? 
> > 
> > 5. You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married. 
> > 
> > 6. Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief? 
> > 
> > 7. You put your left hand in, you take your left hand 
> > out... 
> > 
> > 8. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels! 
> > 
> > 9. If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 
> > 
> > 10. Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity. 
> > 
> > 11. You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you? 
> > 
> > 12. God, now I know why I am not gay. 
> > 
> > 13. Could you write a note for my wife saying that my 
> > head is not up there? 
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> 
> HADZ. 
> 
> The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; 
> the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt 
> the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends 
> on the unreasonable man. 
> --George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) 
> "Maxims for Revolutionists" Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) 
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