[Rhodes22-list] Colonoscopies

[Rick Lange]

If you ever worked with the wiring to the bow pulpit light, it is a
sailing term.
Rick
> Sorry, I forgot. The uninitiated might
think it's a sailing term. 
> 
> Philip 
> 
> -------------- Original message -------------- 
> 
From: Joseph Hadzima <josef508 at yahoo.com> 
> 
>> oh no! someone forgot to prepend the word "JOKE:" to
the 
>> subject line :-) 
>> 
>> These
are good ... hope to see more! 
>> 
>> 
>> --- 3drecon at comcast.net wrote: 
>> 
>>
> Anyone Over 50? 
>> > 
>> > Colonoscopies

>> > 
>> > Colonoscopies are no joke, but a
physician claimed that 
>> > the following are 
>> > actual comments made by his male patients while he was 
>> > performing their 
>> > exams: 
>>
> 
>> > 1. Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where
no man 
>> > has gone before! 
>> > 
>> > 2. Find Amelia Earhart yet? 
>> > 
>> > 3. Can you hear me NOW? 
>> > 
>>
> 4. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? 
>> > 
>> > 5. You know, in Arkansas, we're now
legally married. 
>> > 
>> > 6. Any sign of
the trapped miners, Chief? 
>> > 
>> > 7. You
put your left hand in, you take your left hand 
>> > out...

>> > 
>> > 8. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet
feels! 
>> > 
>> > 9. If your hand doesn't
fit, you must quit! 
>> > 
>> > 10. Hey Doc,
let me know if you find my dignity. 
>> > 
>>
> 11. You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you? 
>>
> 
>> > 12. God, now I know why I am not gay. 
>> > 
>> > 13. Could you write a note for my wife
saying that my 
>> > head is not up there? 
>>
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>>

>> HADZ. 
>> 
>> The reasonable man
adapts himself to the world; 
>> the unreasonable one persists
in trying to adapt 
>> the world to himself. Therefore all
progress depends 
>> on the unreasonable man. 
>>
--George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) 
>> "Maxims
for Revolutionists" Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950) 
>> 
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