[Rhodes22-list] Colonoscopies
Joseph Hadzima
josef508 at yahoo.com
Thu Oct 26 19:20:23 EDT 2006
wiring in general on boats, cars, and planes!
--- Rick Lange <SloopBlueHeron at ISP.Com> wrote:
>
>
>
> If you ever worked with the wiring to the bow pulpit
> light, it is a
> sailing term.
> Rick
> > Sorry, I forgot. The uninitiated might
> think it's a sailing term.
> >
> > Philip
> >
> > -------------- Original message --------------
> >
> From: Joseph Hadzima <josef508 at yahoo.com>
> >
> >> oh no! someone forgot to prepend the word "JOKE:" to
> the
> >> subject line :-)
> >>
> >> These
> are good ... hope to see more!
> >>
> >>
> >> --- 3drecon at comcast.net wrote:
> >>
> >>
> > Anyone Over 50?
> >> >
> >> > Colonoscopies
>
> >> >
> >> > Colonoscopies are no joke, but a
> physician claimed that
> >> > the following are
> >> > actual comments made by his male patients while he
> was
> >> > performing their
> >> > exams:
> >>
> >
> >> > 1. Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where
> no man
> >> > has gone before!
> >> >
> >> > 2. Find Amelia Earhart yet?
> >> >
> >> > 3. Can you hear me NOW?
> >> >
> >>
> > 4. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
> yet?
> >> >
> >> > 5. You know, in Arkansas, we're now
> legally married.
> >> >
> >> > 6. Any sign of
> the trapped miners, Chief?
> >> >
> >> > 7. You
> put your left hand in, you take your left hand
> >> > out...
>
> >> >
> >> > 8. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet
> feels!
> >> >
> >> > 9. If your hand doesn't
> fit, you must quit!
> >> >
> >> > 10. Hey Doc,
> let me know if you find my dignity.
> >> >
> >>
> > 11. You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?
> >>
> >
> >> > 12. God, now I know why I am not gay.
> >> >
> >> > 13. Could you write a note for my wife
> saying that my
> >> > head is not up there?
> >>
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> >>
>
> >> HADZ.
> >>
> >> The reasonable man
> adapts himself to the world;
> >> the unreasonable one persists
> in trying to adapt
> >> the world to himself. Therefore all
> progress depends
> >> on the unreasonable man.
> >>
> --George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903)
> >> "Maxims
> for Revolutionists" Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 -
> 1950)
> >>
> >>
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HADZ.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt
the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends
on the unreasonable man.
--George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903)
"Maxims for Revolutionists" Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)
(this email sent using 100% recycled electrons)
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