[Rhodes22-list] Slim: Rummy got some bad news

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Slim:

     Rummy got some bad news yesterday from his doctor.


     They found traces of blood in his alcohol stream.


Ed K
Greenville, SC, USA
Addendum:

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their
adventures at sea. Noting the pirate‘s peg-leg, hook, and eye patch. The
sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and a
giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin‘ me out, a school of
sharks appeared and one of ‘em bit me leg off".

"Blimey!" said the sailor. "What about the hook"? "Ahhhh...", mused the
pirate, "We were boardin‘ a trader ship, pistols blastin‘ and swords
swingin‘ this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off."

"Zounds!" remarked the sailor. "And how came ye by the eye patch"? "A
seagull droppin‘ fell into me eye", answered the pirate. 

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well..." said the pirate, "..it was me first day with the hook."







R22RumRunner wrote:
> 
> I had a call a little while ago from Slim. He's on his way home after  
> finishing his gig in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Hopefully he will be home in
> time for  the 
> second half of Monday night football. 
> It will be nice to have him back on the list. He sure has a tough job.  
> Playing piano, drinking and smoking every night. And we all know what a
> babe  
> magnet musicians are when they are on the road. How does he do it. :)
> Speaking of magnets, my rum bottle is calling out to me. Time for  another 
> drink.
> My two favorite professional football teams are the Packers and whoever is  
> playing the ViQueens.
>  
> Rummy
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