[Rhodes22-list] Ed Roast!

[benonvelvetelvis at theskinnyonbenny.com]

Slim,  your show must be a hoot.  Do you post your schedule online?  I've been traveling constantly lately, and sooner or later, the sailing or drinking gods are going to put me in a position to catch your show.

Ben

-----Original Message-----

From:  Slim <StevenAlm at comcast.net>
Subj:  Re: [Rhodes22-list] Ed Roast!
Date:  Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:13
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To:  Rhodes <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>

It's like this, folks.  You see, I am the Don Imus of the Rhodes list.  No,
maybe the Howard Stern or the Don Rickles.  None of those guys plays the
piano.  Maybe the Tom Lehrer--but he's not vulgar enough.  I guess I'm the
John Valby of the Rhodes list...
Slim 

On 4/16/07 11:07 AM, "Slim" <StevenAlm at comcast.net> wrote:

> My, my, my, we've been a chatty lot over the weekend!  Just getting caught
> up after being out of touch for a few days in Kansas City.  I blew off the
> threads about toilets and batteries.   Hmmmmmm, where to start?  I guess
> I'll start with Ed.
> 
> Roasting Ed:  Look people, I'm a professional.  This is what I do.  If we
> were all in the same room together and I had a piano to help me, Ed would be
> toast, for sure!  Easy target.
> 
> "You were not around in previous discussions with Slim about the vulgar
> style
> of his entertainment."
> 
> Ed, You haven't a clew how vulgar I can be.  For chrissake Ed, Roasting you
> would be like taking candy from a baby.
> 
> "Slim seems unwilling to put forth the work and effort
> to make a positive impact on America."
> 
> What the fuck do I care about my impact on America?  I'm strictly in it for
> the free drinks and the chicks!
> 
> "We accept him for his good
> qualities not his trivial."
> 
> At least I'm accepted, unlike you, Ed (I guess you haven't noticed) nobody
> gives a shit what you think.
> 
> Slim
> 
> 
> On 4/13/07 6:40 PM, "Rory Orkin" <roryorkin at earthlink.net> wrote:
> 
>> 
>> Patience please. I am sure that in due course I will be furnished with
>> suitable provocation.
>> Those however who feel sufficiently motivated to participate in said "Ed
>> Roast" please feel free.
>> 
>>          
>> 
>> R22RumRunner wrote:
>>> 
>>> Rory,
>>> BULLSHIT man. Give him a broadside and let him know where you are coming
>>> from.
>>>  
>>> Rummy
>>> 
>>> 
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