[Rhodes22-list] Ed Roast!

[Slim]

Ben,

Currently my circuit is Minneapolis, Duluth, Kansas City, Lake of the
Ozarks, Ft. Wayne, Milwaukee.  I don't publish my schedule but let me know
if you get to any of those places, we might hook up.

Slim

On 4/16/07 12:17 PM, "benonvelvetelvis at theskinnyonbenny.com"
<benonvelvetelvis at theskinnyonbenny.com> wrote:

> Slim,  your show must be a hoot.  Do you post your schedule online?  I've been
> traveling constantly lately, and sooner or later, the sailing or drinking gods
> are going to put me in a position to catch your show.
> 
> Ben
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> 
> From:  Slim <StevenAlm at comcast.net>
> Subj:  Re: [Rhodes22-list] Ed Roast!
> Date:  Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:13
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> To:  Rhodes <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> 
> It's like this, folks.  You see, I am the Don Imus of the Rhodes list.  No,
> maybe the Howard Stern or the Don Rickles.  None of those guys plays the
> piano.  Maybe the Tom Lehrer--but he's not vulgar enough.  I guess I'm the
> John Valby of the Rhodes list...
> Slim 
> 
> On 4/16/07 11:07 AM, "Slim" <StevenAlm at comcast.net> wrote:
> 
>> My, my, my, we've been a chatty lot over the weekend!  Just getting caught
>> up after being out of touch for a few days in Kansas City.  I blew off the
>> threads about toilets and batteries.   Hmmmmmm, where to start?  I guess
>> I'll start with Ed.
>> 
>> Roasting Ed:  Look people, I'm a professional.  This is what I do.  If we
>> were all in the same room together and I had a piano to help me, Ed would be
>> toast, for sure!  Easy target.
>> 
>> "You were not around in previous discussions with Slim about the vulgar
>> style
>> of his entertainment."
>> 
>> Ed, You haven't a clew how vulgar I can be.  For chrissake Ed, Roasting you
>> would be like taking candy from a baby.
>> 
>> "Slim seems unwilling to put forth the work and effort
>> to make a positive impact on America."
>> 
>> What the fuck do I care about my impact on America?  I'm strictly in it for
>> the free drinks and the chicks!
>> 
>> "We accept him for his good
>> qualities not his trivial."
>> 
>> At least I'm accepted, unlike you, Ed (I guess you haven't noticed) nobody
>> gives a shit what you think.
>> 
>> Slim
>> 
>> 
>> On 4/13/07 6:40 PM, "Rory Orkin" <roryorkin at earthlink.net> wrote:
>> 
>>> 
>>> Patience please. I am sure that in due course I will be furnished with
>>> suitable provocation.
>>> Those however who feel sufficiently motivated to participate in said "Ed
>>> Roast" please feel free.
>>> 
>>>          
>>> 
>>> R22RumRunner wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> Rory,
>>>> BULLSHIT man. Give him a broadside and let him know where you are coming
>>>> from.
>>>>  
>>>> Rummy
>>>> 
>>>> 
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