[Rhodes22-list] Joke- Political and Personal
Brad Haslett
flybrad at gmail.com
Mon Aug 20 17:57:15 EDT 2007
Fan, Cora and I stopped in Little Rock on the way home from Branson and
spent some time at Sandy's (my first wife) house and visited with Spencer
(oldest son). I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Little Rock
and the twelve years of my life that I spent there. This is an old joke
updated for the times. There may be a Clinton library in LIT but but there
is no love lost in LIT for the C woman. Brad
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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident.
I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the
Queen of England."
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a Gold
medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman high on cocaine and marijuana rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's
blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together, and now
she's running for President."
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