[Rhodes22-list] Fw: From the Geankoplis Book: Another BusinessDilemma, or How to Embarrass Yourself Without Even Speaking

[Chris Geankoplis]

So how do get my grin off?

Thanks!

Chris G
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "elle" <watermusic38 at yahoo.com>
To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Monday, April 07, 2008 2:33 PM
Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Fw: From the Geankoplis Book: Another
BusinessDilemma, or How to Embarrass Yourself Without Even Speaking


> Chris,
>
> I think I would have made the same  choice;^)
>
> That reminds me of a similar event back when I was a
> freshman in college. Several of us went home for a
> winter  weekend with another gal who was from the
> wilds of West By God Virginny.
>
> It was late...it was cold...it was very dark (no
> lights in the mtns around there 'cept for a trailer or
> two 'way up in the dark.....)
>
> The WVA gal suddently had a 'need' still aways  from
> home & couldn't wait...So we pulled to the side, left
> the headlights on,&  she went off to do her thing....
>     Just at that moment the only other car on that
> side of WVA came roaring up the mtn from the other
> direction...we heard this godawful shriek & caught a
> glimpse of bright white buttocks reflecting the other
> car's lights, pants around her ankles, fleeing into
> the woods , her head covered by her coat.
>
> When she returned & caught her breath...and the rest
> of us had recovered from nearly dying of laughter...we
> asked why she'd put her coat over her head instead of
> over her other end....
>
> Her response was that she'd recognized the sound of
> the car & realized when she saw it that it was people
> (guys, I think)  from her town...couldn't move fast
> enough to hide...so she covered her face 'cause they'd
> recognize her face but not her butt...;^)
>
> Those were the days...
>
> elle
>
>
> --- Chris Geankoplis <napoli68 at charter.net> wrote:
>
> > Since my little sister is a great sailor and ran her
> > own charter business and marine salvage in Grenada
> > along with working for a wave energy company in
> > Portland I figure this qualify's as sailing related.
> >   Something about what happens if you have spent too
> > much time out on a boat by your self and return to
> > civilization:
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> >
> > To:Sent: Thursday, April 03, 2008 2:18 PM
> > Subject: From the Geankoplis Book: Another Business
> > Dilemma, or How to Embarrass Yourself Without Even
> > Speaking
> >
> >
> > At a business lunch, wearing my best business
> > outfit:
> >
> > PART 1:  I went to a Vietnamese restuarant.  I had
> > soup for lunch and splashed it on my pants.
> > Everyone says you can't see it, so I'm not going to
> > worry.
> >
> > PART 2:  Next, a freak accident when, having no
> > pockets, I slipped the end of my wallet into the
> > back of my pants to carry three glasses of water to
> > the table...I set the glasses down, grabbed the
> > black wallet (which was caught on the back of my
> > thong underwear) and gave myself a ig wedgie in in
> > front of the restaurant.  I couldn't get the wallet
> > zipper unstuck from the panties, prolonging the
> > whole embarrassing event.
> >
> > THE DILEMMA:  I had the option of either spinning
> > around, keeping my back to my lunch partners in
> > order to fumble around with my panties in plain view
> > of them, or continue to face my lunch partners, my
> > back to the restaurant, and make a complete fool of
> > myself with the entire restaurant clientele.
> >
> >
> > What would YOU do?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I chose to make a complete fool of myself with
> > perfect strangers.  Kevin and Bob didn't see a thing
> > other than my (now) purple face and my elbows
> > wiggling around with my hands behind my back.  sigh.
> >
> >
> > -- 
> > Greta G.
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