[Rhodes22-list] Fw: From the Geankoplis Book: Another BusinessDilemma, or How to Embarrass Yourself Without Even Speaking

[elle]

Chris, 
Somehow it seems I have plenty of these 'events' in
the past...reminds me of the night at Smitty's w/3.2%
beer...uh.....we'll leave that one be for now...

;^)

elle
--- Chris Geankoplis <napoli68 at charter.net> wrote:

> So how do get my grin off?
> 
> Thanks!
> 
> Chris G
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "elle" <watermusic38 at yahoo.com>
> To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Monday, April 07, 2008 2:33 PM
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Fw: From the Geankoplis
> Book: Another
> BusinessDilemma, or How to Embarrass Yourself
> Without Even Speaking
> 
> 
> > Chris,
> >
> > I think I would have made the same  choice;^)
> >
> > That reminds me of a similar event back when I was
> a
> > freshman in college. Several of us went home for a
> > winter  weekend with another gal who was from the
> > wilds of West By God Virginny.
> >
> > It was late...it was cold...it was very dark (no
> > lights in the mtns around there 'cept for a
> trailer or
> > two 'way up in the dark.....)
> >
> > The WVA gal suddently had a 'need' still aways 
> from
> > home & couldn't wait...So we pulled to the side,
> left
> > the headlights on,&  she went off to do her
> thing....
> >     Just at that moment the only other car on that
> > side of WVA came roaring up the mtn from the other
> > direction...we heard this godawful shriek & caught
> a
> > glimpse of bright white buttocks reflecting the
> other
> > car's lights, pants around her ankles, fleeing
> into
> > the woods , her head covered by her coat.
> >
> > When she returned & caught her breath...and the
> rest
> > of us had recovered from nearly dying of
> laughter...we
> > asked why she'd put her coat over her head instead
> of
> > over her other end....
> >
> > Her response was that she'd recognized the sound
> of
> > the car & realized when she saw it that it was
> people
> > (guys, I think)  from her town...couldn't move
> fast
> > enough to hide...so she covered her face 'cause
> they'd
> > recognize her face but not her butt...;^)
> >
> > Those were the days...
> >
> > elle
> >
> >
> > --- Chris Geankoplis <napoli68 at charter.net> wrote:
> >
> > > Since my little sister is a great sailor and ran
> her
> > > own charter business and marine salvage in
> Grenada
> > > along with working for a wave energy company in
> > > Portland I figure this qualify's as sailing
> related.
> > >   Something about what happens if you have spent
> too
> > > much time out on a boat by your self and return
> to
> > > civilization:
> > > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > >
> > > To:Sent: Thursday, April 03, 2008 2:18 PM
> > > Subject: From the Geankoplis Book: Another
> Business
> > > Dilemma, or How to Embarrass Yourself Without
> Even
> > > Speaking
> > >
> > >
> > > At a business lunch, wearing my best business
> > > outfit:
> > >
> > > PART 1:  I went to a Vietnamese restuarant.  I
> had
> > > soup for lunch and splashed it on my pants.
> > > Everyone says you can't see it, so I'm not going
> to
> > > worry.
> > >
> > > PART 2:  Next, a freak accident when, having no
> > > pockets, I slipped the end of my wallet into the
> > > back of my pants to carry three glasses of water
> to
> > > the table...I set the glasses down, grabbed the
> > > black wallet (which was caught on the back of my
> > > thong underwear) and gave myself a ig wedgie in
> in
> > > front of the restaurant.  I couldn't get the
> wallet
> > > zipper unstuck from the panties, prolonging the
> > > whole embarrassing event.
> > >
> > > THE DILEMMA:  I had the option of either
> spinning
> > > around, keeping my back to my lunch partners in
> > > order to fumble around with my panties in plain
> view
> > > of them, or continue to face my lunch partners,
> my
> > > back to the restaurant, and make a complete fool
> of
> > > myself with the entire restaurant clientele.
> > >
> > >
> > > What would YOU do?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I chose to make a complete fool of myself with
> > > perfect strangers.  Kevin and Bob didn't see a
> thing
> > > other than my (now) purple face and my elbows
> > > wiggling around with my hands behind my back. 
> sigh.
> > >
> > >
> > > -- 
> > > Greta G.
> > >
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