[Rhodes22-list] How to Secure Your Home in the Face of Rising Crime Rates

[elle]

Ah, yes...the 'coup d'grace'!

elle


--- Brad Haslett <flybrad at gmail.com> wrote:

> Elle,
> 
> Just got one thing to add to that - draw a chalk
> outline of a body on the
> stoop.  If you're being bothered by Jehovah
> Witnesses , leave a copy of the
> Watchtower inside the outline.
> 
> Brad
> 
> On Sun, Apr 20, 2008 at 7:00 PM, elle
> <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> wrote:
> 
> > We all gotta do what we all gotta do..
> >
> > HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ~
> >
> > 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of
> men's
> > used size14-16 work Boots.
> >
> > 2. Place them on your front porch, along with
> several
> > ratty  copies of Guns & Ammo Magazine and NRA
> > magazines.
> >
> > 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and
> > magazine.
> >
> > 4. Leave a dirty, wrinkled, almost illegible note
> on
> > the porch rail that reads:
> >
> > Hey Bubba, Jim Bob, Duke and Slim - Went to git
> more
> > ammunit'n.  Back in an hour. Don't mess with the
> pit
> > bulls - they done attacked the mailman this
> morning
> > and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
> took
> > part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
> blood.
> > they all four locked in the house. Set on the
> porch
> > till I get home.
> >
> > Cooter
> >
> >
> > +++++++++
> >
> >  elle..
> >
> > We can't change the angle of the wind....but we
> can adjust our sails.
> >
> >  1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady
> in Red)
> >
> >
> >
> > 
>
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We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)


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