[Rhodes22-list] How to Secure Your Home in the Face of Rising Crime Rates

[elle]

Kids w/o a sense of humor are not fun...looks like you
trained yours well..

;^)

elle
--- Herb Parsons <hparsons at parsonsys.com> wrote:

> Reminds me of a true story, that's almost become
> legendary in our family 
> (it's even got a sailing "tie-in" for purists on the
> list, though it 
> happened on my O'Day 25).
> 
> I'm the father of four daughters (all grown now, and
> most of my fatherly 
> defensive duties done). The girls were all pretty
> familiar with the fun 
> I'd have with their suitors. This particular evening
> I had one daughter 
> and her husband on the boat, and another daughter
> with her new 
> boyfriend. We were out on the middle of the lake on
> a night sail, and 
> just shooting the breeze. The topic of accidents on
> various area lakes 
> came up, which led to the story of a body that had
> been recently 
> recovered on another nearby lake with chains wrapped
> around it.
> 
> In a normal conversational tone, I said "that's
> something. You know, if 
> you wrap those chains right, the bodies never float
> back up. And they 
> definitely don't come back to mess with your
> daughter again."
> 
> The new boyfriend got real quiet. Eventually, the
> son-in-law and other 
> daughter started giggling, and the dating daughter
> explained to her new 
> boyfriend "That's just my dad, you'll get used to
> him".
> 
> 
> Brad Haslett wrote:
> > Elle,
> >
> > Just got one thing to add to that - draw a chalk
> outline of a body on the
> > stoop.  If you're being bothered by Jehovah
> Witnesses , leave a copy of the
> > Watchtower inside the outline.
> >
> > Brad
> >
> > On Sun, Apr 20, 2008 at 7:00 PM, elle
> <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >   
> >> We all gotta do what we all gotta do..
> >>
> >> HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ~
> >>
> >> 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of
> men's
> >> used size14-16 work Boots.
> >>
> >> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with
> several
> >> ratty  copies of Guns & Ammo Magazine and NRA
> >> magazines.
> >>
> >> 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots
> and
> >> magazine.
> >>
> >> 4. Leave a dirty, wrinkled, almost illegible note
> on
> >> the porch rail that reads:
> >>
> >> Hey Bubba, Jim Bob, Duke and Slim - Went to git
> more
> >> ammunit'n.  Back in an hour. Don't mess with the
> pit
> >> bulls - they done attacked the mailman this
> morning
> >> and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
> took
> >> part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
> blood.
> >> they all four locked in the house. Set on the
> porch
> >> till I get home.
> >>
> >> Cooter
> >>
> >>
> >> +++++++++
> >>
> >>  elle..
> >>
> >> We can't change the angle of the wind....but we
> can adjust our sails.
> >>
> >>  1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady
> in Red)
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 
>
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We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)


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