[Rhodes22-list] Syndrome spreading ...no remedy

[Caesar Paul]

Elle,

I got tired just reading this, so I can imagine your exhaustion.  Like a rocking chair, very active but getting nowhere.

Good one.
Caesar


----- Original Message ----
From: elle <watermusic38 at yahoo.com>
To: rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2008 3:56:14 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Syndrome spreading ...no remedy

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - 
> 
> Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. 
> 
> This is how it manifests: 
> 
> 
> I decide to water my garden.  
> 
>  
> As I turn on the hose in the driveway, 
> 
> I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. 
> 
>  
> As I start toward the garage, 
> 
> I notice mail on the porch table that 
> 
> I brought up from the mail box earlier. 
> 
> 

> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the
> car. 
> 
>
> I lay my car keys on the table,  put the junk mail
in the garbage can under the table,  and notice that
the can is full. 
> 
> 
> 
> So, I decide to put the bills back  on the table and
take out the garbage first. 
> 
> 
> 
> But then I think, 
> 
> since I'm going to be near the mailbox 
> 
> when I take out the garbage anyway, 
> 
> I may as well pay the bills first. 
> 
> 
> 
> I take my check book off the table, 
> 
> and see that there is only one check left. 
> 
> 
> 
> My extra checks are in my desk in the study, 
> 
> so I go inside the house to my desk where 
> 
> I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. 
> 
> 
> 
> I'm going to look for my checks, 
> 
> but first I need to push the Coke aside 
> 
> so that I don't accidentally knock it over. 
> 
> 
> 
> The Coke is getting warm, 
> 
> and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep
> it cold. 
> 
> 
> 
> As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, 
> 
> a vase of flowers on the counter 
> 
> catches my eye--they need water. 
> 
> 
> 
> I put the Coke on the counter and 
> 
> discover my reading glasses that 
> 
> I've been searching for all morning. 
> 
> 
> 
> I decide I better put them back on my desk, 
> 
> but first I'm going to water the flowers. 
> 
> 
> 
> I set the glasses back down on the counter, 
> 
> fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV
> remote. 
> 
> Someone left it on the kitchen table. 
> 
> 
> 
> I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, 
> 
> I'll be looking for the remote, 
> 
> but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
> 
> 
> so I decide to put it back in the den where it
> belongs, 
> 
> but first I'll water the flowers. 
> 
> 
> 
> I pour some water in the flowers, 
> 
> but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. 
> 
> 
> 
> So, I set the remote back on the table, 
> 
> get some towels and wipe up the spill. 
> 
> 
> 
> Then, I head down the hall trying to 
> 
> remember what I was planning to do. 
> 
> 
> 
> At the end of the day: 
> 
> the car isn't washed 
> 
> the bills aren't paid 
> 
> there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter 
> 
> the flowers don't have enough water, 
> 
> there is still only 1 check in my check book, 
> 
> I can't find the remote, 
> 
> I can't find my glasses, 
> 
> and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. 
> 
> 
> 
> Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done
> today, 
> 
> I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all
> day, 
> 
> and I'm really tired. 
> 
> 
> 
> I realize this is a serious problem, 
> 
> and I'll try to get some help for it, 
> 
> but first I'll check my e-mail.... 
> 
> 
> Do me a favor. 
> 
> Forward this message to everyone you know, 
> 
> because I don't remember who  I've sent it to. 
> 
> 
> Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is
> coming 
> 
> 
> 

We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

1992 Rhodes 22  Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"  (Lady in Red)


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