[Rhodes22-list] Fwd: BIG BAND NAMES

Sun Mar 2 07:57:28 EST 2008

Got these from another musician friend or ours....

Since you have to say these aloud for the proper
effect, I thought this would be a good early season
practice for those moments when we REALLY have to talk
to ourselves.....;^)

elle

 Subject: BIG BAND NAMES

 Disclaimer: unedited (unfortunately).  Good, _/bad/_,
risque, obvious,  or merely puzzling. 

> > *BIG BAND NAMES*
> > 
> > DEWEY NEEDHAM & HIS JAZZ ORCH.
> > 
> > TRUMPETS
> > Al Tissimo (lead trumpet), Pops de Vane (old time
> > 1st trumpet), Plenty 
> > Haitönen (1st trumpet Finland) Willy Makit or
> Kenny
> > Makit (1st trumpet), 
> > Buster Bloodvessel (1st trumpet), Felix Cited,
> Howie
> > Spitz, Ames 
> > Toulouse, Chops O'Gonagen (or Lips O' Gonagen), Ed
> > Down, Rusty Piston, 
> > Buster Hinote, Diz Astor, Noah Count
> > 
> > TROMBONES
> > Hy Register,Slip Shod,Willie Show, Bjent Slide,
> > Adolf Tune, Mosley Late, 
> > Scott Noslide (on valve trombone), Terry
> Billnoise,
> > Moe Zaic, Justin 
> > Tune, Lew Slips (bass trombone), Keith Myath,
> > (toothless bass trombone)
> > 
> > SAXOPHONES
> > Kenny Read - lead alto, Izzy Sharp - lead alto,
> > Mosley Flat - 2nd alto, 
> > Les Tone - 2nd alto, Manny Notes - 1st tenor,
> > Mai-Lik - Chinese 1st 
> > tenor, Reed Mylips - 1st tenor, Otto Tune - 2nd
> > tenor, Ron Key - 2nd 
> > tenor, Lee King - 2nd tenor, Olaf Awhiskey -
> Swedish
> > tenor, Mustafa Fix 
> > - Arabic tenor, Selmer Horn - broke tenor player,
> > Seymour Butts - 
> > baritone, Rusty Keys - baritone, Arthur Chorus -
> > baritone, Ima Growler - 
> > baritone
> > 
> > FLUTE
> > Bret Support - Will Trill - Mosley Sharpe - Lotta
> > Air - Vera Piercing 
> > (piccolo)
> > 
> > RHYTHM SECTION
> > 
> > PIANO
> > R. Peggio - Manny Wong Kordz - Phil Allgaps - Hugo
> > Tommy Head (piano 
> > bar) - Sven Lightsarlo (Swedish piano bar) -
> > Thelonious Gallintown (gay 
> > pianist)
> > 
> > ORGAN
> > Page Turner
> > 
> > BASS
> > Ron Lines - Pete Ziccato (Italian) - Toulouse De
> > Beat (French) - Buster 
> > Gutt - Warren Fretts - Uguludunga (African)
> > 
> > GUITAR
> > Ron Kords - Rex Yurears (rock guitarist) - Ian Gee
> &
> > Rudy Mentry (folk 
> > guitarists) - Kent Reed - Segovia Carpet
> (classical
> > guitarist) - Django 
> > Bells - Rock Enrol - Sten Gunn (Swedish rock
> > guitarist)
> > 
> > DRUMS
> > Phil Dinn - Don Swing - No-Tai-Ming (Vietnamese) -
> > Owen Transport 
> > (Welsh) - Will Travel - Arturo Verciz (South
> > American) - Knut Loose 
> > (Danish) - Ching Boom (Chinese) - I.Q. Lowe
> > 
> > VIBES
> > Hal Mallet
> > 
> > BANJO
> > Ricky Tick
> > 
> > HARP
> > Anne Dante
> > 
> > HARPSICHORD
> > Arron Variation
> > 
> > PERCUSSION
> > Perry Diddle - Jim Nasium - Tim Bales
> > 
> > STRING SECTION
> > Adolf Fiddler - Phil Harmonic (1st Violin) -
> > Squeekin Myassoff, Fay Kerr 
> > (2nd violin) - Vi Baratto - Vera Sharp (violas) -
> > Beau Braker, Donna 
> > Octif (Cello)
> > 
> > FRENCH HORN
> > Belle Tone
> > 
> > TUBA
> > Sue Saphone
> > 
> > DANCERS
> > Dinah Sore - Betty Whont - Sonia Papermoon -
> Sharon
> > Sharalijk - Lois D. 
> > Nominator - Barbara Seville - Tamara Nevercomes -
> > Tamara Zanutha Day - 
> > Anne Fetamin - Anna Rexia
> > 
> > CHOREOGRAPHY
> > Amanda B. Reckonwith - Ben Dover (gay)
> > 
> > DANCE TEAMS
> > Ko & Nova Caine - Sam & Janet Evening
> > 
> > FEMALE SINGERS
> > Norma Stitts (or E. Norma Stitts) - Eileen Back -
> > Eileen Dover - Annie 
> > Keewildoo - Sheila Blige (or Sheila O'Blige) -
> > Marsha Dymes - Lotta Head 
> > - Terri Belle (French) - Kay Sirah-Sirah
> > (Anglo/Egyptian) Deborah C. Ewe 
> > (singer with adenoid problem) - Mozarella
> Fitzgerald
> > (Italian jazz singer)
> > 
> > FEMALE BLUES SINGERS
> > Bertha De Blues - Elefants Gerald
> > 
> > FEMALE DUO
> > Annie Tune 'n' Annie Key
> > 
> > MALE SINGERS
> > Amos B.Haven - Denny Nodsout - Lee Thargic - Amos
> > Havacik Daly 
> > (Jewish,Slovak,Irishman) - Chester Gigolo - Payne
> N.
> > Diaz - Kanta Singh 
> > (Indian) - Barry Tone
> > 
> > COUNTRY & WESTERN SINGERS
> > Lars Roundup (Swedish) - Abner Selfabal
> > 
> > BACKING VOCALS
> > Rachel Prejudice - Freda Slaves - Sybil Rights
> > (South African trio) - 
> > Anita Leigh - Eustace Crew
> > 
> > SINGING COACH
> > Hal E. Tosis
> > 
> > ARRANGER
> > Walt Smedley
> > 
> > BAND LEADERS / CONDUCTORS
> > Dewey Needham - Ron Tempo - Ivor Wiggon - Walter
> > Mess - Charles Louis 
> > D'Inse (French) - Voorhees A. Jollygoodfellow -
> Owen
> > De Guys (and his 
> > wife Leigh De Guys) - Yuron Yurown (Israeli) -
> > Seldon Wright - Kent 
> > Count - Ofun Wong (Chinese) - Kick der Raas
> (Dutch)
> > - Count Immov - Izzy 
> > Goudinov - Phil Harmonic (classical) - Dick
> Dolittle
> > 
> > MASTER OF CEREMONIES
> > Darryl B. Moreticome
> > 
> > BAND COMEDIAN
> > Lucius N. Savuma
> > 
> > SOUND CREW
> > Lew Swires - Mike Rafone - Mustafa Djoint - Mike
> > Fawlty - Elco Short - 
> > Constance Humm
> > 
> > LIGHTING
> > Justin Case - Flip M. Awn - Jerry Rigg
> > 
> > ELECTRICIAN
> > Les Voltage
> > 
> > CAMERA
> > Will Shutter
> > 
> > BAND BOY
> > Noah I. Cue
> > 
> > SECURITY
> > B. A. Dick - Rick O'Shae
> > 
> > LIBRARIAN
> > Miss Inga Page
> > 
> > COPYIST
> > L. Egible
> > 
> > ROADIES
> > Oliver Beer (English) - Mannheim Stoned (German) -
> > Manuel Lehba 
> > (Spanish) - Ram Shackle (Indian), Fu Kiu (Chinese)
> -
> > Wang Kerr - Tucker Inn
> > 
> > STAGE MANAGER
> > Lew Scannon
> > 
> > BUS DRIVER
> > Ben Z. Dreen - Oliver de Rode - Peekup Andropv
> > 
> > TOUR COORDINATORS
> > Alice Verboten (German - discipline) - Hertz Von
> > Rental - Ate De Jong 
> > (Dutch - child care) Walter Walcarpitz
> > (accomodation)
> > 
> > UNION REPRESENTATIVE
> > Morey Ziduals - Scott Free - Lou Syfer
> > 
> > PATRONS (OR SPONSORS)
> > Baron Wasteland - Lord Elpuss - Count D'Meaunay
> > 
> > MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT
> > Bacchus Stabber
> > 
> > BOOKING AGENTS
> > Al Fresco (Outdoor Festivals) - Gig Booker - Willy
> > Paye - Rip Orff
> > 
> > MANAGERS
> > Robin Bastard - Anthony Bluitt  - Lou Debred
> > 
> > PUBLICITY & PR
> > Igg Norriss - Ed Vertise - Mai Ling (China)
> > 
> > FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
> > Doug de Ban
> > 
> > TALENT SCOUT
> > Hiram Cheap
> > 
> > BAND LAWYERS
> > Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
> > 
> > WARDROBE
> > Zip Herrup - I. B. Sewinn
> > 
> > CATERERS
> > Andy Pasta - Harry Vederci - Laika McAroni - Sal
> > Monella - Art Burne - 
> > Mo Zarella - Al Dente
> > 
> > ACCOUNTANT
> > Iris Audit
> > 
> > BAND CHAPLAIN
> > Theo Log (Dutch) - C. de Light - Hal L. Ujah
> > 
> > 
> > 
> 
> 
> HSA 8
> You don't get much--but it's free!
> 
> 
>      
>
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