[Rhodes22-list] Fwd: BIG BAND NAMES

Mon Mar 3 04:14:40 EST 2008

Thanks for the yuks, Elle.  I know some of those people.  LOL  I'll surely
forward that to some of my friends.
Slim

On Sun, Mar 2, 2008 at 6:57 AM, elle <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> wrote:

> Got these from another musician friend or ours....
>
> Since you have to say these aloud for the proper
> effect, I thought this would be a good early season
> practice for those moments when we REALLY have to talk
> to ourselves.....;^)
>
> elle
>
>  Subject: BIG BAND NAMES
>
>
>  Disclaimer: unedited (unfortunately).  Good, _/bad/_,
> risque, obvious,  or merely puzzling.
>
>
> > > *BIG BAND NAMES*
> > >
> > > DEWEY NEEDHAM & HIS JAZZ ORCH.
> > >
> > > TRUMPETS
> > > Al Tissimo (lead trumpet), Pops de Vane (old time
> > > 1st trumpet), Plenty
> > > Haitönen (1st trumpet Finland) Willy Makit or
> > Kenny
> > > Makit (1st trumpet),
> > > Buster Bloodvessel (1st trumpet), Felix Cited,
> > Howie
> > > Spitz, Ames
> > > Toulouse, Chops O'Gonagen (or Lips O' Gonagen), Ed
> > > Down, Rusty Piston,
> > > Buster Hinote, Diz Astor, Noah Count
> > >
> > > TROMBONES
> > > Hy Register,Slip Shod,Willie Show, Bjent Slide,
> > > Adolf Tune, Mosley Late,
> > > Scott Noslide (on valve trombone), Terry
> > Billnoise,
> > > Moe Zaic, Justin
> > > Tune, Lew Slips (bass trombone), Keith Myath,
> > > (toothless bass trombone)
> > >
> > > SAXOPHONES
> > > Kenny Read - lead alto, Izzy Sharp - lead alto,
> > > Mosley Flat - 2nd alto,
> > > Les Tone - 2nd alto, Manny Notes - 1st tenor,
> > > Mai-Lik - Chinese 1st
> > > tenor, Reed Mylips - 1st tenor, Otto Tune - 2nd
> > > tenor, Ron Key - 2nd
> > > tenor, Lee King - 2nd tenor, Olaf Awhiskey -
> > Swedish
> > > tenor, Mustafa Fix
> > > - Arabic tenor, Selmer Horn - broke tenor player,
> > > Seymour Butts -
> > > baritone, Rusty Keys - baritone, Arthur Chorus -
> > > baritone, Ima Growler -
> > > baritone
> > >
> > > FLUTE
> > > Bret Support - Will Trill - Mosley Sharpe - Lotta
> > > Air - Vera Piercing
> > > (piccolo)
> > >
> > > RHYTHM SECTION
> > >
> > > PIANO
> > > R. Peggio - Manny Wong Kordz - Phil Allgaps - Hugo
> > > Tommy Head (piano
> > > bar) - Sven Lightsarlo (Swedish piano bar) -
> > > Thelonious Gallintown (gay
> > > pianist)
> > >
> > > ORGAN
> > > Page Turner
> > >
> > > BASS
> > > Ron Lines - Pete Ziccato (Italian) - Toulouse De
> > > Beat (French) - Buster
> > > Gutt - Warren Fretts - Uguludunga (African)
> > >
> > > GUITAR
> > > Ron Kords - Rex Yurears (rock guitarist) - Ian Gee
> > &
> > > Rudy Mentry (folk
> > > guitarists) - Kent Reed - Segovia Carpet
> > (classical
> > > guitarist) - Django
> > > Bells - Rock Enrol - Sten Gunn (Swedish rock
> > > guitarist)
> > >
> > > DRUMS
> > > Phil Dinn - Don Swing - No-Tai-Ming (Vietnamese) -
> > > Owen Transport
> > > (Welsh) - Will Travel - Arturo Verciz (South
> > > American) - Knut Loose
> > > (Danish) - Ching Boom (Chinese) - I.Q. Lowe
> > >
> > > VIBES
> > > Hal Mallet
> > >
> > > BANJO
> > > Ricky Tick
> > >
> > > HARP
> > > Anne Dante
> > >
> > > HARPSICHORD
> > > Arron Variation
> > >
> > > PERCUSSION
> > > Perry Diddle - Jim Nasium - Tim Bales
> > >
> > > STRING SECTION
> > > Adolf Fiddler - Phil Harmonic (1st Violin) -
> > > Squeekin Myassoff, Fay Kerr
> > > (2nd violin) - Vi Baratto - Vera Sharp (violas) -
> > > Beau Braker, Donna
> > > Octif (Cello)
> > >
> > > FRENCH HORN
> > > Belle Tone
> > >
> > > TUBA
> > > Sue Saphone
> > >
> > > DANCERS
> > > Dinah Sore - Betty Whont - Sonia Papermoon -
> > Sharon
> > > Sharalijk - Lois D.
> > > Nominator - Barbara Seville - Tamara Nevercomes -
> > > Tamara Zanutha Day -
> > > Anne Fetamin - Anna Rexia
> > >
> > > CHOREOGRAPHY
> > > Amanda B. Reckonwith - Ben Dover (gay)
> > >
> > > DANCE TEAMS
> > > Ko & Nova Caine - Sam & Janet Evening
> > >
> > > FEMALE SINGERS
> > > Norma Stitts (or E. Norma Stitts) - Eileen Back -
> > > Eileen Dover - Annie
> > > Keewildoo - Sheila Blige (or Sheila O'Blige) -
> > > Marsha Dymes - Lotta Head
> > > - Terri Belle (French) - Kay Sirah-Sirah
> > > (Anglo/Egyptian) Deborah C. Ewe
> > > (singer with adenoid problem) - Mozarella
> > Fitzgerald
> > > (Italian jazz singer)
> > >
> > > FEMALE BLUES SINGERS
> > > Bertha De Blues - Elefants Gerald
> > >
> > > FEMALE DUO
> > > Annie Tune 'n' Annie Key
> > >
> > > MALE SINGERS
> > > Amos B.Haven - Denny Nodsout - Lee Thargic - Amos
> > > Havacik Daly
> > > (Jewish,Slovak,Irishman) - Chester Gigolo - Payne
> > N.
> > > Diaz - Kanta Singh
> > > (Indian) - Barry Tone
> > >
> > > COUNTRY & WESTERN SINGERS
> > > Lars Roundup (Swedish) - Abner Selfabal
> > >
> > > BACKING VOCALS
> > > Rachel Prejudice - Freda Slaves - Sybil Rights
> > > (South African trio) -
> > > Anita Leigh - Eustace Crew
> > >
> > > SINGING COACH
> > > Hal E. Tosis
> > >
> > > ARRANGER
> > > Walt Smedley
> > >
> > > BAND LEADERS / CONDUCTORS
> > > Dewey Needham - Ron Tempo - Ivor Wiggon - Walter
> > > Mess - Charles Louis
> > > D'Inse (French) - Voorhees A. Jollygoodfellow -
> > Owen
> > > De Guys (and his
> > > wife Leigh De Guys) - Yuron Yurown (Israeli) -
> > > Seldon Wright - Kent
> > > Count - Ofun Wong (Chinese) - Kick der Raas
> > (Dutch)
> > > - Count Immov - Izzy
> > > Goudinov - Phil Harmonic (classical) - Dick
> > Dolittle
> > >
> > > MASTER OF CEREMONIES
> > > Darryl B. Moreticome
> > >
> > > BAND COMEDIAN
> > > Lucius N. Savuma
> > >
> > > SOUND CREW
> > > Lew Swires - Mike Rafone - Mustafa Djoint - Mike
> > > Fawlty - Elco Short -
> > > Constance Humm
> > >
> > > LIGHTING
> > > Justin Case - Flip M. Awn - Jerry Rigg
> > >
> > > ELECTRICIAN
> > > Les Voltage
> > >
> > > CAMERA
> > > Will Shutter
> > >
> > > BAND BOY
> > > Noah I. Cue
> > >
> > > SECURITY
> > > B. A. Dick - Rick O'Shae
> > >
> > > LIBRARIAN
> > > Miss Inga Page
> > >
> > > COPYIST
> > > L. Egible
> > >
> > > ROADIES
> > > Oliver Beer (English) - Mannheim Stoned (German) -
> > > Manuel Lehba
> > > (Spanish) - Ram Shackle (Indian), Fu Kiu (Chinese)
> > -
> > > Wang Kerr - Tucker Inn
> > >
> > > STAGE MANAGER
> > > Lew Scannon
> > >
> > > BUS DRIVER
> > > Ben Z. Dreen - Oliver de Rode - Peekup Andropv
> > >
> > > TOUR COORDINATORS
> > > Alice Verboten (German - discipline) - Hertz Von
> > > Rental - Ate De Jong
> > > (Dutch - child care) Walter Walcarpitz
> > > (accomodation)
> > >
> > > UNION REPRESENTATIVE
> > > Morey Ziduals - Scott Free - Lou Syfer
> > >
> > > PATRONS (OR SPONSORS)
> > > Baron Wasteland - Lord Elpuss - Count D'Meaunay
> > >
> > > MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT
> > > Bacchus Stabber
> > >
> > > BOOKING AGENTS
> > > Al Fresco (Outdoor Festivals) - Gig Booker - Willy
> > > Paye - Rip Orff
> > >
> > > MANAGERS
> > > Robin Bastard - Anthony Bluitt  - Lou Debred
> > >
> > > PUBLICITY & PR
> > > Igg Norriss - Ed Vertise - Mai Ling (China)
> > >
> > > FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
> > > Doug de Ban
> > >
> > > TALENT SCOUT
> > > Hiram Cheap
> > >
> > > BAND LAWYERS
> > > Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe
> > >
> > > WARDROBE
> > > Zip Herrup - I. B. Sewinn
> > >
> > > CATERERS
> > > Andy Pasta - Harry Vederci - Laika McAroni - Sal
> > > Monella - Art Burne -
> > > Mo Zarella - Al Dente
> > >
> > > ACCOUNTANT
> > > Iris Audit
> > >
> > > BAND CHAPLAIN
> > > Theo Log (Dutch) - C. de Light - Hal L. Ujah
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > HSA 8
> > You don't get much--but it's free!
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
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