[Rhodes22-list] Hot Stock Tips

[Michael D. Weisner]

Brad,

Thanks for the much needed laugh.  I am reevaluating my portfolio as we 
speak.

Mike
s/v Shanghai'd Summer ('81)
Nissequogue River, NY

From: "Brad Haslett" <flybrad at gmail.com>Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2008 
11:22 AM
> Hey boys and girls, I just got some  tips on some soon to be announced
> mergers and acquisitions and just had to share my insider information.
> Brad
>
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>
> With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman
> Bros and acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this might
> be some good advice.  For all of you with any money left, be aware of
> the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
> and make some BIG bucks.
>
> Watch for these consolidations later this year:
>
> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
> Grace Co. will merge and become:  Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>
> 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
> become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
>
> 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:  MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
> merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
>
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
> Honeychild.
>
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
>
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
> become: Knott NOW!
>
> And finally, ...
>
> 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
> TittyTittyBangBang.
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