[Rhodes22-list] Hot Stock Tips

[Brad Haslett]

Mike,

There's one more but my standard advice is to not buy airline stocks.
Continental Airlines is buying Aer Lingus.  The new airline will be
called Conilingus.

Brad

On Thu, Oct 2, 2008 at 10:33 AM, Michael D. Weisner <mweisner at ebsmed.com> wrote:
> Brad,
>
> Thanks for the much needed laugh.  I am reevaluating my portfolio as we
> speak.
>
> Mike
> s/v Shanghai'd Summer ('81)
> Nissequogue River, NY
>
> From: "Brad Haslett" <flybrad at gmail.com>Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2008
> 11:22 AM
>> Hey boys and girls, I just got some  tips on some soon to be announced
>> mergers and acquisitions and just had to share my insider information.
>> Brad
>>
>> ------------------
>>
>> With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman
>> Bros and acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this might
>> be some good advice.  For all of you with any money left, be aware of
>> the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
>> and make some BIG bucks.
>>
>> Watch for these consolidations later this year:
>>
>> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
>> Grace Co. will merge and become:  Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>>
>> 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
>> become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
>>
>> 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:  MMMGood.
>>
>> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
>> merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
>>
>> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
>>
>> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
>> Honeychild.
>>
>> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
>>
>> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
>> become: Knott NOW!
>>
>> And finally, ...
>>
>> 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
>> TittyTittyBangBang.
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