[Rhodes22-list] Hot Stock Tips

[elle]

Another home run, Brad....you are really raising the bar....;^)

elle

We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)


--- On Thu, 10/2/08, Brad Haslett <flybrad at gmail.com> wrote:

> From: Brad Haslett <flybrad at gmail.com>
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Hot Stock Tips
> To: "The Rhodes 22 Email List" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Date: Thursday, October 2, 2008, 11:22 AM
> Hey boys and girls, I just got some  tips on some soon to be
> announced
> mergers and acquisitions and just had to share my insider
> information.
>  Brad
> 
> ------------------
> 
> With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse
> of Lehman
> Bros and acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America,
> this might
> be some good advice.  For all of you with any money left,
> be aware of
> the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the
> ground floor
> and make some BIG bucks.
> 
> Watch for these consolidations later this year:
> 
> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,
> and W. R.
> Grace Co. will merge and become:  Hale, Mary, Fuller,
> Grace.
> 
> 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join
> forces and
> become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
> 
> 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:  MMMGood.
> 
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
> Mining will
> merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
> 
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and
> become: FedUP.
> 
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
> become: Fairwell
> Honeychild.
> 
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
> PouponPants.
> 
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
> will
> become: Knott NOW!
> 
> And finally, ...
> 
> 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge
> under the new name:
>  TittyTittyBangBang.
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