[Rhodes22-list] Public Service Announcement - Alcohol usage (humor)

[ben]

I like that story.  There's never any harm in letting your daughters'
courters think you're crazy, if just as a thought in the back of their mind.
My good buddy Sharples -- he rode with me to Edenton to pick up Velvet Elvis
after her post-Katrina refit -- just had a daughter last year, and I fear
for her future boyfriends.  He is a legitimate nutcase.

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[mailto:rhodes22-list-bounces at rhodes22.org] On Behalf Of Herb Parsons
Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 2:51 PM
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Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Public Service Announcement - Alcohol usage
(humor)

My kids were brought up "giving back from the receiving end", it was one 
of the things that made brining up 4 girls fun!!

They still sit around at family gatherings reminiscing over some of the 
gags.

I think I told the story about the body in Lake Lewisville once, but 
it's worth repeating.

I had my wife, my youngest with her husband, and one of the middle 
daughters with her new boyfriend all on a night sail with me. We were 
just shooting the breeze while sailing to the end of the lake and back, 
and the talk turned to the fact that a body on nearby Lake Lewisville 
had been found wrapped in chains.

I made a comment to the effect of "That's bad. You know, if you wrap 
those bodies up right, they never come back up to mess with your family".

Everyone laughed except the new boyfriend. They laughed harder when they 
noticed he wasn't laughing. Then my middle one said "That's just my dad, 
don't worry about him".

I, of course, barely smiled (it's part of the effect).

I haven't seen the guy in a long time - but trust me, he's not on the 
bottom of a lake anywhere...

Trust me.


ben wrote:
> That's hilarious.  I can't wait until mine is old enough to give me a hard
> time.  He better be tough enough to take it on the receiving end too!
>
> Ben
>
> -----Original Message-----
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> [mailto:rhodes22-list-bounces at rhodes22.org] On Behalf Of Brad Haslett
> Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 9:03 AM
> To: The Rhodes 22 Email List
> Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Public Service Announcement - Alcohol usage
> (humor)
>
> Mike,
>
> That's funny! One Halloween when my boys were about 8 and 10 I was
> suffering from Bells Palsy (had it twice) and the right side of my
> face was broken.  They both carved pumpkins that year with the smile
> and eye drooping on the right side. Punks!
>
> Why do we have children?
>
> Brad
>
> On Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 8:01 AM, Michael D. Weisner <mweisner at ebsmed.com>
> wrote:
>   
>> Don't leave alcohol near pumpkins!
>>
>> (see attached image)
>>
>> Mike
>> s/v Shanghaid'd Summer ('81)
>>       Nissequogue River, NY
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