[Rhodes22-list] Financial Terms..maybe redux?

[elle]

If I'd posted these before, I apologize for the repeat.

Some years are just Groundhog Days for me.

elle




New Financial Terms for 2008
New Financial Terms for 2008

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. 

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. 

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. 

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. 

BROKER -- What my broker has made me. 

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. 

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. 

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. 

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. 

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. 

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. 

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. 

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. 

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use 

To borrow a line from Readers digest, "Laughter is the best medicine".
And we investors need lots of medicine these days!

We can't change the angle of the wind....but we can adjust our sails.

1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "WaterMusic"   (Lady in Red)