[Rhodes22-list] Comment to Philidelphia Lawyer about medical costs

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Herb,
I saw my attorney the other day and he actually had his hands in his own  
pockets.
 
Rummy.........my father was an attorney. :)
 
 
In a message dated 10/29/2008 9:08:11 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
hparsons at parsonsys.com writes:

See, I  TOLE you that the good ones come from lawyers.

My two  favorites:

What's the difference between a catfish and a  lawyer?
One's a slimy bottom-dwelling scum-sucker.
The other is a  fish.

What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the lake?
A  good start.


Benjamin Cittadino wrote:
> So why does New  Jersey have so many toxic waste sites and California so 
many
>  lawyers?
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> New Jersey got first  choice.
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> Believe me, I've heard 'em  all.
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> Ben  C.
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> hparsons wrote:
>    
>> But but but Brad, Lawyer jokes are FUN. Most of the good ones  that I 
>> know came from lawyers! The guys my wife used to work for  had a 
>> collection of them on the table in their  lobby.
>>
>> On tort reform - Here's my "Herb amendments" to  your suggestions.
>>
>> 1) Reverse damages are always  allowed, not just in < 100k
>>   1a) The above are  payable by the attorney if he took the case on 
>> consignment, to  the same percentage at which he took the case. That 
>> would end the  "let's roll the dice and see what happens" contingency  
cases
>>   1b) All of the above applies to class action  suits as well.
>>
>> 2) Do away with the "deep pockets"  rules. If your company has 
>> 10,000,000,000 in assets, and the  party that was 90% at fault is 
>> "judgement proof", because he owes  more than he's worth, you should 
>> STILL only be expected to pay  only 10% of the judgment.
>>
>>
>>
>> Brad  Haslett wrote:
>>     
>>>  Herb,
>>>
>>> I look forward to the debate with Ben on  this issue after the
>>> election.  Actually, the same 'cure'  for health-care will work for
>>> unnecessary lawsuits.   Getting sick and getting hurt "happens".  The
>>> solution to  health care is to tame the extreme ends of the bell  curve.
>>>  Here's my idea for runaway legal suits.   First, if what you have to
>>> sue over isn't worth at least  $100,000, then you have to pay for the
>>> other parties defense  if you lose plus their time and aggravation.
>>> That would  eliminate crap like what we just went through with our dump
>>>  truck loss last year.  Second, if you're worth more than 2  million,
>>> the folks left behind will be just fine - set a limit  on what a
>>> person's injuries or "worth" is, no matter how crass  or cold that may
>>> sound.
>>>
>>> Odd as  it may seem, I'll sit out the lawyer jokes and the "Ben
>>>  bashing". He's like a lot of my lawyer friends - good guys, "  just
>>> can't see the forest for the  trees".
>>>
>>>  Brad
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On Wed,  Oct 29, 2008 at 6:17 PM, Herb Parsons  <hparsons at parsonsys.com>
>>>  wrote:
>>>   
>>>        
>>>> Ben,
>>>>
>>>> Didn't you  just tell us a few posts back that "Punitive damages are a
>>>>  non-issue. They are almost never awarded, and when they are a  Judge
>>>> usually minimizes them (by remitting the jury's  verdict)."
>>>>
>>>> If that's the case, then  limiting something that is almost never
>>>> awarded, and  usually minimized when they are, would hardly seem to be a
>>>>  problem.
>>>>
>>>> Can we start telling lawyer  jokes now?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Ben  Cittadino wrote:
>>>>      
>>>>         
>>>>>  Tootle;
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll debate tort  reform with you after the election if you really want
>>>>>  to,
>>>>> but for now be satisfied with the following  article which tells the
>>>>> "other
>>>>>  side" of the story.  Anyone who reads your "position paper" may want  a
>>>>> quick
>>>>> answer. I don't agree  with everything in this article but it's close
>>>>>  enough
>>>>> to give people the  idea.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>  Who Wants To Become a Medical Malpractice Millionaire?
>>>>>  The Phony Tort Reform Crisis
>>>>>
>>>>>  by Ted Rall
>>>>>
>>>>> On a recent  episode of "Fear Factor," two flat-tummied babes in  hot
>>>>> pants
>>>>> and jogging bras  agreed to be locked into a glass coffin with 500
>>>>>  panicky
>>>>> tarantulas--"we're adding crickets to keep the  tarantulas active," the
>>>>> show's host explained  helpfully--as their boyfriends sawed a metal bar
>>>>>  to
>>>>> free them. At stake in this ordeal was the chance  to proceed to the
>>>>> next of
>>>>>  eight elimination rounds, the survivors of which were promised  one
>>>>> million
>>>>> dollars. It's  amazing what people will do for  money.
>>>>>
>>>>> Still, there are  limits. How much money would you require in order to
>>>>>  consent to having your leg chopped off? A finger? Would you agree to  
be
>>>>> blinded for $1 million? $10 million? Would you let  yourself be killed?
>>>>> After
>>>>> all,  you're going to die anyway. Wouldn't passing away  painlessly,
>>>>> under
>>>>> anesthesia,  be worth the price if you believed that your family  would
>>>>> become
>>>>> wealthy as a  result?
>>>>>
>>>>> If you're rational,  you think these are crazy questions. Good health, a
>>>>>  sound body, life itself are all priceless. No amount of money  can
>>>>> compensate
>>>>> you for  unnecessarily losing a function or body part. And that's  what
>>>>> the
>>>>> Bush Administration  and its medical industry allies think too. Under
>>>>>  their
>>>>> proposed "tort reform" legislation, you'll  receive virtually nothing if
>>>>> you're butchered by a  careless doctor.
>>>>>
>>>>> A jury can  award two classes of damages to a victim of medical
>>>>>  malpractice:
>>>>> economic and punitive. Economic damages  compensate a patient for future
>>>>> wages lost as a result  of a doctor's mistake; punitive awards account
>>>>>  for
>>>>> other victims who may not have sued, They also  send a warning to other
>>>>> doctors not to behave  negligently. Bush wants to slap a limit on
>>>>>  economic
>>>>> damages, but with the average household  earning about $40,000 a year,
>>>>>  lost
>>>>> wages tend to be relatively low. The current  proposal focuses on the
>>>>> punitive component because it  comprises the biggest part of large
>>>>>  damage
>>>>> awards. Bush wants to limit punitive damages to  $250,000.
>>>>>
>>>>> "This liability  system, I'm telling you, is out of control," Bush  
says.
>>>>> "Because the system is so unpredictable, there  is a constant risk of
>>>>> being
>>>>>  hit by a massive jury award. It's costly for the doctors, it's  costly
>>>>> for
>>>>> small businesses,  it's costly for hospitals, it is really costly for
>>>>>  patients."
>>>>>
>>>>> First it's Iraq.  Then Social Security. Now more lies to create a phony
>>>>>  torts
>>>>>  crisis.
>>>>>
>>>>> The nonpartisan  Congressional Budget Office finds that the costs
>>>>>  associated
>>>>> with malpractice--buying insurance and  paying out damage
>>>>> awards--amounts  to
>>>>> less than two percent of America's skyrocketing  healthcare expenses.
>>>>> "Even a
>>>>>  reduction of 25 percent to 30 percent in malpractice costs would  lower
>>>>> healthcare costs by only about 0.4 percent to  0.5 percent, and the
>>>>> likely
>>>>>  effect on health insurance premiums would be comparably small," the  
CBO
>>>>> determined. That's chump change--a mere five bucks  out of the $900 I
>>>>> blow on
>>>>>  health insurance each month.
>>>>>
>>>>>  Of course, there's an easy way for a doctor to avoid malpractice  
suits:
>>>>> do a
>>>>> good job. Do no  harm and you probably won't get sued. And the courts
>>>>>  are
>>>>> good at throwing out frivolous lawsuits before  they become expensive.
>>>>>
>>>>>  Contrary to corporate belief, patients don't undergo surgery in hope  
of
>>>>> striking it rich as the result of some medical  mishap. And victims
>>>>> rarely
>>>>>  sue. Those who do are desperate for justice and money to cover  the
>>>>> additional medical care necessitated by their  doctor's incompetence.
>>>>>
>>>>>  Consider, for example, the case of Yvonne Kimura, a  49-year-old
>>>>> pharmacist
>>>>> from  Fresno. Surgeons at the University of California, San  Francisco
>>>>> Medical
>>>>> Center  operated on her to remove a benign tumor in her leg. At  one
>>>>> point in
>>>>> the operation  they decided to cut a nerve without bothering to call  in
>>>>> a
>>>>> specialist to determine  whether it was a motor or sensory nerve. Big
>>>>> mistake.  She can no longer move or feel her foot. She'll wear a  brace
>>>>> the
>>>>> rest of her life. A  San Francisco jury awarded her $3.3 million in
>>>>>  punitive
>>>>> plus $286,000 in future wage loss and medical  expenses. Would you trade
>>>>> places with Ms. Kimura, even  for $3.6 million?
>>>>>
>>>>> Like 26  other states, however, California already caps punitive  
damages
>>>>> at
>>>>> $250,000. Mr.  Kimura collected just $536,000, minus legal fees that  
may
>>>>> have
>>>>> run as high as one  third. To Republicans who believe she got what she
>>>>>  deserves: get in touch. I'll gladly smash one of your legs with  a
>>>>> sledgehammer for half a million bucks, but I get the  TV rights.
>>>>> Operators
>>>>> are  standing by.
>>>>>
>>>>> Let's look at  another example of "out of control" malpractice
>>>>>  litigation. A
>>>>> Durham, North Carolina woman who  suffered a "horror show of medical
>>>>> complications after  her wisdom teeth were pulled" set the 2002 state
>>>>>  record
>>>>> for a jury award: $5 million. Her oral  surgeon's slowness and
>>>>>  clumsiness
>>>>> caused her "nerve damage, a bad jaw joint  and excruciating pain." She
>>>>> required pain medicine so  powerful that it caused her an impacted bowel
>>>>> ailment,  requiring the removal of two-thirds of her colon, a large  
part
>>>>> of
>>>>> her small intestine  and her reproductive organs. $5 million can't
>>>>>  compensate
>>>>> for the fact that she will never bear  children. $500 million wouldn't
>>>>>  get
>>>>> close, but George W. Bush thinks $250,000 is more  than sufficient.
>>>>>
>>>>> Or how about  this one: On November 9, 1992, Maryland resident  Valerie
>>>>> Shea
>>>>> was (correctly)  given an emergency Caesarean section at Anne Arundel
>>>>>  Medical
>>>>> Center. But after her son Patrick was  delivered, he was still suffering
>>>>>  from
>>>>> fetal tachycardia, a condition which made his  heart race at over 200
>>>>> beats
>>>>>  per minute and turned his skin blue. He was suffocating.  Her
>>>>> pediatrician
>>>>> placed an  oxygen mask on Patrick and put ice on his cheeks to  revive
>>>>> him,
>>>>> but mistakenly  waited 56 minutes before sticking a breathing tube  down
>>>>> his
>>>>> throat. Finally, 80  minutes after the birth, the doctor took a nurse's
>>>>>  suggestion and administered the heart medication adenosine.  Patrick
>>>>> lived.
>>>>> But he suffered  severe brain injuries during that crucial hour and 20
>>>>>  minutes. With an IQ of 49, he is in special education and  requires
>>>>> 24-hour
>>>>>  care.
>>>>>
>>>>> When he was nine years  old, Patrick's parents sued the pediatrician and
>>>>>  hospital after a nurse who had witnessed the birth finally  stepped
>>>>> forward
>>>>> and told them  what had happened. A jury handed them $1.4 million for
>>>>>  the
>>>>> child's future medical expenses, $3.5 million for  his lost earning
>>>>> capacity
>>>>> and  $1.5 million for pain and  suffering.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Every day, we  worried, what will happen to him when we're gone,"
>>>>>  Patrick's
>>>>> mom said after the verdict. "Now we don't  have to worry." Seems like a
>>>>>  fair
>>>>> use of the insurance company's $6.4 million, not  to mention my five
>>>>>  bucks."
>>>>>
>>>>>   BEN  C.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>  Tootle wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>     
>>>>>            
>>>>>> "Health insurance costs as well as physician's  malpractice premiums
>>>>>>  have
>>>>>> NOTHING to do with lawsuits, and everything  to do with insurance
>>>>>>  company
>>>>>> mismanagement, poor investments, and the  increase in healthcare needs
>>>>>> caused by  malpractice."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This is  the biggest lie since Lenin and crock of shit believed in.   
It
>>>>>> has
>>>>>> everything to  do with costs of medical  care.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I spent 15 years  working in a hospital.  I functioned as  physicians
>>>>>> extra
>>>>>>  hands. It was a charity hospital and as such was shielded by  South
>>>>>> Carolina to maximum tort awards for  negligence.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Medicine  is an 'Art'.  A Physician uses his education and  experience
>>>>>> to
>>>>>> make  medical judgments.  Occasionally there are screw ups.  Some  of
>>>>>> these
>>>>>> screw ups  result in severe injury and death.  Because of the  total
>>>>>> numbers
>>>>>> of  hospital procedures involved, these screw ups happen daily.   The
>>>>>> reasons are  many.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The biggest  reason is so called 'human error'.  And this is where  law
>>>>>> suits arise.  And tort lawyers jump on  these instances like hyenas on
>>>>>>  a
>>>>>> dead zebra.  The costs of defending  Hospitals, Medical Clinics,
>>>>>>  Doctors
>>>>>> and other medical personal are  outrageous.  These costs are thru
>>>>>> putted  to
>>>>>> the patients, all the  patients.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> When I have  time, or somewhere way back in the archives, I  have
>>>>>> answered
>>>>>> the  question as to why 'mistakes' occur.  For this post I will say  
the
>>>>>> biggest reason why mistakes occur is the  physical impossibility of
>>>>>> providing 100%  infallible medical  care.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The  impossibility occurs because economic limitations.  Economic
>>>>>> resources,
>>>>>>  sometimes called 'wealth' are not unlimited. Because wealth is  finite
>>>>>> is
>>>>>> the reason  why 'Marxism' fails.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>  Wealth is created by man working.  It is the value of his efforts.   
It
>>>>>> is
>>>>>> not created my  mandate of the Government.  If a person gets to  keep
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> results of  his efforts, he works more, harder.  If he gets his  
efforts
>>>>>> confiscated then why  work?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This is a famous  story that Ronald Reagan oft told.  It is  important
>>>>>> for
>>>>>>  intellectuals that seek to 'spread the wealth' need to comprehend  yet
>>>>>> fail
>>>>>>  to.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Read and attempt  to understand:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Red  Hen
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A modern day  little red hen may not sound like or appear to be  a
>>>>>> quotable
>>>>>> authority  on economics but then some authorities aren't worth  
quoting.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> About a year  ago I imposed a little poetry on you. It was called  "The
>>>>>> Incredible Bread Machine" and made a lot of  sense with reference to
>>>>>> matters economic. You  didn't object too much so having gotten away
>>>>>> with  it
>>>>>> once I'm going to try again. This is a little  treatise on basic
>>>>>>  economics
>>>>>> called "The Modern little Red  Hen."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Once upon a time  there was a little red hen who scratched about the
>>>>>>  barnyard until she uncovered some grains of wheat. She called  her
>>>>>> neighbors and said 'If we plant this wheat, we  shall have bread to
>>>>>>  eat.
>>>>>> Who will help me plant  it?'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Not I, " said  the cow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Not I," said  the duck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Not I,"  said the pig.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Not I,"  said the goose.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Then  I will," said the little red hen. And she did. The wheat  grew
>>>>>> tall
>>>>>> and ripened  into golden grain. "Who will help me reap my wheat?"  
asked
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> little red  hen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Not I," said the  duck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Out of my  classification," said the  pig.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I'd lose my  seniority," said the  cow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I'd lose my  unemployment compensation," said the  goose.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Then I will,"  said the little red hen, and she  did.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> At last the time  came to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake
>>>>>>  bread?"
>>>>>> asked the little red  hen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That would be  overtime for me," said the  cow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I'd lose my  welfare benefits," said the  duck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I'm a dropout  and never learned how," said the  pig.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "If I'm to be the  only helper, that's discrimination," said the  
goose.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Then I will,"  said the little red  hen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> She baked five  loaves and held them up for the neighbors to  see.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They all wanted  some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the  little
>>>>>> red
>>>>>> hen said,  "No, I can eat the five loaves  myself."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Excess  profits," cried the  cow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Capitalist  leech," screamed the  duck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I demand equal  rights," yelled the  goose.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the pig  just grunted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And they  painted "unfair" picket signs and marched round and  around
>>>>>> the
>>>>>> little red  hen shouting  obscenities.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> When the  government agent came, he said to the little red hen,  "You
>>>>>> must
>>>>>> not be  greedy."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "But I earned  the bread," said the little red  hen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Exactly," said  the agent. "That's the wonderful free enterprise
>>>>>>  system.
>>>>>> Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as  he wants. But under our
>>>>>>  modern
>>>>>> government regulations productive workers  must divide their products
>>>>>>  with
>>>>>> the  idle."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And they lived  happily ever after, including the little red hen,  who
>>>>>> smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, I am  grateful." But her neighbors
>>>>>> wondered why she  never again baked any more  bread.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> From Ronald  Reagan...  Reagan In His Own Voice (Audio book/download)  
^
>>>>>> |
>>>>>> November 1976 |  Ronald  Reagan
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>  While this story is called 'Red Hen', there is an analogus story  
about
>>>>>> a
>>>>>> baker and  loaves of bread.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This  story explains the 'Ukrainian Holodomor'.  Luckly my  
Grandparents
>>>>>> were here not there.  Thru  relatives and friends, I got the story and
>>>>>>  the
>>>>>> reason it occurred.  The reason can be  explained by 'Marxism' and
>>>>>> 'Government  Control'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ed  K
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
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