[Rhodes22-list] QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

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If  you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape  
or shoplifting?
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
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Can  you cry under water? 
  
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How  important does a person have to be before they are considered  
assassinated instead of just murdered?  
  
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Why  do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for  
your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?  
  
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Once  you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried  
in for eternity? 
  
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Why  does a round pizza come in a square box?  
  
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What  disease did cured ham actually have?  
  
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How  is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a  
good idea to put wheels on luggage?  
  
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Why  is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up  
like,  every two hours?  
  
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If  a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?   
  
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Why  are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?   
  
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Why  do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars  
to look at things on the ground?  
  
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Why  do doctors leave the room while! you change? 
They're  going to see you naked anyway.  
  
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Why  is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?   
  
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Why  do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible  
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?   
  
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If  Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about  
him?  
  
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Can  a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?   
  
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If  the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a  coconut, 
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?   
  
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Why  does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?  
They're  both dogs!  
  
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If  Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't  he 
just buy dinner?  
  
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If  corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,  
what is baby oil made from?  
  
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If  electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?   
  
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Do  the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle  Little Star have the same tune?  
  
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Why  did you just try singing the two songs above?   
  
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Why  do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call  
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?   
  
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Did  you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at  you, 
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the  window?  














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