[Rhodes22-list] Warning: Bad Puns

[Brad Haslett]

Outstanding!

On Thu, Sep 25, 2008 at 3:09 PM,  <pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net> wrote:
> 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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>     He acquired his size from too much pi.
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>  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,
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>      but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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>  3. She was only a whisky maker,
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>     but he loved her still.
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>  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because
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>    it was a weapon of math disruption.
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>  5. No matter how much you push the envelope,
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>     it&#700;ll still be stationery.
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>  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
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>     and was cited for littering.
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>  7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
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>     Linoleum Blownapart.
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>  8. Two silk worms had a race.
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>     They ended up in a tie.
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>  9. Time flies like an arrow.
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>        Fruit flies like a banana.
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>  10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
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>       One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
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>  11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
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>       Then it hit me.
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>  12. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
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>      When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
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>      a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
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>  13. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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>  14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was
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>      a small medium at large.
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>  15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now
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>      a seasoned veteran.
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>  16. A backward poet writes inverse.
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>  17. In democracy it's your vote that counts.
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>      In feudalism it's your count that votes.
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>  18. When cannibals ate a missionary,
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>      they got a taste of religion.
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