[Rhodes22-list] jokes

Wed, 24 Jul 2002 11:28:42 -0400

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Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense
company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all
part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you
can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please
don't trouble any of the other employees".

The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all
working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you
know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shake their heads no.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to
the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been
eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no
one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the
janitor!"

--
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her
husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was
not sure that it was such a good idea.

The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said that it didn't.

The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason
that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you
like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."

The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant
from anal sex?"

The doctor replied, "Of course yes. Where do you think
attorneys come from!"

--
The Top 15 Events in the Taliban Olympics

15. The Long-Distance Bite-Off-More-Than-You-Can-Chew
14. The Four-Man Bomb Sled
13. Synchronized Surrendering
12. Jalalabadminton
11. Women's 4x200 Avoid-Drowning-in-the-Burqa Relay
10. Decapitathlon
 9. Women's Downhill-From-Here Flogging
 8. Sprint into the Dark Ages
 7. Buddha Statue Marksmanship
 6. Women's Don't-Show-Your-Figure Skating
 5. Tora Bora Cave Whack-a-Mole
 4. Regardless of the event, the Russian judge will still
cheat
 3. Mixed Pairs Minefield Dancing (Men only)
 2. Goat Vaulting
 1. The 600-Yard Bowel-Evacuating Daisy-Cutter Dash

--
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his
manager screwing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

--
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they
haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk
and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers
their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets
around to their sex lives.

Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no
big adventure, how's yours?"

Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."

Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed
that you would go for that."

"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He Snores & I Masturbate."

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